Post by Serious SamPost by BesqIts been a real pleasure reading your discussion. For once there is no
silliness, arguing or one-upsmanship. Thank you, Gentlemen!
Such gravitas, must be your sincere request that quelled my ardor for
shenanagins...
You're not alone. I love usenet, its great to blow off steam and fun too.
The whole world practically is out there, you "see" all kinds of people and
you don't even have to put any make up on or get dressed, they're all right
at your fingertips. I've been and will be a stinker myself. But there are
also some very wonderful people online, I run across them every so often and
it is a real pleasure. Thanx!
Here's something cute for everyone.
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read?
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides
to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat
out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and
says,
"Good morning ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't it obvious?") "You're
in a
restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you
have
all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in
and
write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but
you
have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.............
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think.