Hey Spammy, try this!

[S. O. Damocles]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2004-11-15-man-fire-white-house_x.htm
(excerpt)
Man sets himself on fire outside White House
WASHINGTON (AP) -
A man set himself afire Monday just
outside a White House gate and repeatedly
yelled "Allah Allah" after Secret Service
officers put out the flames and one held
him facedown on the sidewalk.

[Resident Samuel]

Man sets himself on fire outside White House

Be my guest, I'll bring some marshmallows and videotape your
self-immolation you rag headed scum sucker!